This site isn't for sale so please don't ask. It's reserved for a deceased love: The World's Greatest Cat.

I'll sell it off when my cat, Maui Onion, comes back from the dead.

Yes, I realize the site name sevenyearbitch.com has ZERO relevance to a dead cat.
But that's my problem.

The World's Greatest Cat

How do I love thee, let me count the ways

I shall love thee, nuzzleface, for the rest of my days

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